A topic for laughing
A 45 year old woman had a
heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While
on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked
“Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days
to live.”
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Face-lift,
liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and
change her hair color and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more
time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last
operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I had another 43
years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the
ambulance?”
God replied: “I didn’t recognize you”
Pull: to use your hands to make something or someone move towards you
or in the direction that your hands are moving [≠ push] (كشیدن)
این
هم ترجمه مفهومی از researcher گرامی:
یه
خانم پیر در اثر یه عمل جراحی سنگین نزدیک به مرگ میشه و میتونه با خدا صحبت کنه و به
خدا میگه آیا وقت من برای زندگی تمام شده؟ و خدا میگه نه، من به تو اجازه
میدم مدت زیاد دیگه ای برای زندگی داشته باشی ... بعد زن در حال خوب شدن در بیمارستان به خودش
میگه حالا که این همه زنده میمونم بگذار یه کم به خودم برسم... و انواع و
اقسام عمل های جراحی زیبایی رو انجام میده حتی موهاش رو هم رنگ میکنه در
بیمارستان
... اما
موقعی که بیرون میاد یه ماشین زیرش میگیره و میمیره! بعد به خدا میگه پس چرا من مردم، تو که چیز
دیگه ای گفتی وقتی با هم صحبت کردیم ... و خدا پاسخ میده به خاطر آرایش (و زیباتر
شدنت) لحظه ای که داشتی تصادف میکردی تو رو نشناختم که نجاتت بدم! (ترجمه
مفهومی است نه لفظی)
