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جمعه 4/5/1387 - 21:11 -0 تشکر 49212
-:-The time is ripe for Reading -:-

به نام خدا

 

با سلام
 

دوستان عزیز در این تاپیک قصد داریم متن های انگلیسی موجود در انجمن را جمع کرده و یک ساماندهی به آنها بدهیم وان شا الله اگر کسی متنی داشت در این قسمت ارائه خواهد کرد در واقع هدف ایجاد تاپیکی برای reading است

 

با تشکر  

 

 

 
سه شنبه 8/5/1387 - 16:33 - 0 تشکر 49838

حس غریب

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my GOD! You"re cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD!
WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They"re going to STICK! Careful, CAREFUL!
I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you"re cooking! Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind?
Don"t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don"t know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I"m driving."

 
پنج شنبه 10/5/1387 - 22:38 - 0 تشکر 50138

Jazereyearam

بنی آدم اعضای یکدیگرند

که در آفرینش ز یک گوهرند

چو عضوی به درد آورد روزگار

دگر عضوها را نماند قرار

تو کز محنت دیگران بی غمی

نشاید که نامت نهند آدمی

The children of humanity are each others limbs

That shares an origin in their creator

When one limb passes its days in pain

The other limbs can not remain easy

You who feel no pain at the suffering of others

It is not fitting you be called Human

 
جمعه 18/5/1387 - 20:10 - 0 تشکر 51198

yasi_bizhanyord

It is no fault of students because a year has only 365 days

Days in a year: 365

Fridays: 52 days

Days left: 313 days

Summer vacation: 60 days (weather is very hot. so it is difficult to study. It is our special holiday nobody can"t miss that and want to enjoy it completely.)

Days left: 253 days

Eight hours daily sleep: 122 days (it is necessary)

Days left: 131 days

Two hour in daily for play: 15days (it is good for health and happiness)

Days left: 116 days

Two hours in daily for food: 30 days (chew food properly, don’t care for time)

Days left: 86 days

Examination days in a year: 30 days (giving exam is necessary don’t care you study or not)

Days left: 56 days  

Winter vacation: 25 days (weather is cold)

Days left: 31 days

Other holidays: 20 days (these holidays are to enjoy and be with other)

Days left: 11 days

Illness one week a year: 7 days (because of illness study is difficult and should not talking and rest)

Days left: 4 days

Three days in a year for talk: (going and talking result it is necessary)

Only 1 day remain what can we do during in this day?

….wait a minute …..! It is our birthday who can study in special day?

 
يکشنبه 20/11/1387 - 2:22 - 0 تشکر 88589

Hi dear friends...

I was surfing, then I encountered with an interesting story.

I"d like to share this with you...

***

A jobless man applied for the position of ‘office boy’ at a very big firm.

The HR manager interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor. "You are hired" he said, give me your email address, and I’ll send you the application to fill, as well as when you will start. The man replied "I don’t have a computer, neither an email".

I’m sorry, said the HR manager, if you don’t have an email that means you do not exist. And who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job. The man left with no hope at all. He didn’t know what to do, with only $10 US in his pocket.

He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10 KG tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation 3 times, and returned home with $60 US. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubles or triples every day. Shortly later, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family’s future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chooses a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied: ‘I don’t have an email’. The broker replied curiously, you don’t have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Do you imagine what you could have been if you had an email? The man thought for a while, and replied: an office boy!

***

The best...

 

خدايا در برابر هر آنچه انسان ماندن را به تباهي مي کشاند مرا با نداشتن و نخواستن رويين تن کن. (علي شريعتي)

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"مدير انجمن زن ريحانه ي آفرينش"

"جانشين انجمن زبان انگليسي"

چهارشنبه 2/10/1388 - 11:19 - 0 تشکر 171565

An earthquake prediction is a prediction that an earthquake of a specific magnitude will occur in a particular place at a particular time (or ranges thereof). Despite considerable research efforts by seismologists, scientifically reproducible predictions cannot yet be made to a specific hour, day, or month[1] but for well-understood faults, seismic hazard assessment maps can estimate the probability that an earthquake of a given size will affect a given location over a certain number of years. Once an earthquake has already begun, early warning devices can provide a few seconds" warning before major shaking arrives at a given location. This technology takes advantage of the different speeds of propagation of the various types of vibrations produced. Aftershocks are also likely after a major quake, and are commonly planned for in earthquake disaster response protocols. Experts do advise general earthquake preparedness, especially in areas known to experience frequent or large quakes, to prevent injury, death, and property damage if a quake occurs with or without warning. Prediction techniques In the effort to predict earthquakes, people have tried to associate an impending earthquake with such varied phenomena as seismicity patterns, electromagnetic fields (Seismo-electromagnetics), ground movement, weather conditions and unusual clouds, radon or hydrogen gas content of soil or ground water, water level in wells, animal behavior, and the phases of the moon. Many pseudoscientific theories and predictions are made, which scientific practitioners find problematic. The natural randomness of earthquakes and frequent activity in certain areas can be used to make "predictions" which may generate unwarranted credibility. These generally leave certain details unspecified, increasing the probability that the vague prediction criteria will be met, and ignore quakes that were not predicted. Rudolf Falb"s "lunisolar flood theory" is a typical example from the late 19th century.Evaluation of prediction theoriesOfficial earthquake prediction evaluation councils have been established in California (the California Earthquake Prediction Evaluation Council) and the federal government in the United States (the National Earthquake Prediction Evaluation Council), but have yet to endorse any method of predicting quakes as reliable. Scientific evaluations of prediction claims look for the following elements in a claim:
  • A specific location or area
  • A specific span of time
  • A specific magnitude range
  • A specific probability of occurrence
Attribution to a plausible physical mechanism lends credibility, and suggests a means for future improvement. Reproducibility and statistical analysis are used to distinguish predictions which come true due to random chance (of which a certain number are expected) versus those that have more useful predictive capability, and to validate models of long-term probability. Such models are difficult to test or validate because large earthquakes are so rare, and because earthquake activity is naturally clustered in space and time. "Predictions" which are made only after the fact are common but generally discounted

پنج شنبه 12/5/1391 - 19:11 - 0 تشکر 488964

رو به آسمان گفته است :
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Jazereyearam

The striking similarities between Abraham Lincoln and John F Kennedy


Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1861.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1961.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.


Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Lincoln"s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy"s secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.


Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.


Both names are composed of fifteen letters.


Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford"
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford".

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.


A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) 16th president of the United States (1861-1865).

John Fitzgerald Kennedy (1917-1963) 35th president of the United States (1961-63), founder of many post-World War II economic and social reforms, president who gave final approval for the Bay of Pigs Invasion in Cuba, assassinated in Dallas (Texas) on November 22nd 1963.

Andrew Johnson (1808-1875) 17th president of the United States (1865-1869).

Lyndon B. Johnson (1908-73), 36th president of the U.S. (1963-1969).

John Wilkes Booth (1838-1865), assassin of U.S. President Abraham Lincoln (member of the Confederate Army).

Lee Harvey Oswald (1939-1963), Marxist sympathizer and member of the U.S. Marine Corps, assassin of U.S. President John F. Kennedy.


oh my god!!
it cant be accidental!!
dosnt it programabled?
its so amazing also suspicious!!!

من از اين كوه بالا خواهم رفت.ميگويند ارتفاعش زياد است.راهش طولاني و شيب دار است,پر از صخره و صعود به آن بيش از حد دشوار است.كارخودم است.از آن بالا خواهم رفت.به زودي مرا خواهي ديد كه از قله برايتان دست تكان ميدهم يا از فرط تلاش بر دامنه جان ميسپارم

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