George was sixty years old, and he was ill. He was always tired, and his face was always very red. He did not like doctors, but last month his wife said to him, "don’t be stupid, George. Go and see Doctor Brown.
George said, "No," but last week he was worse, and he went to the doctor.
Dr Brown examined him and then said to him, "You drink too much. Stop drinking whisky, and drink milk."
George liked whisky, and he did not like milk. "I"m not a baby!" he always said to his wife.
Now he looked at Dr Brown and said, "But drinking milk is dangerous, doctor’.
The doctor laughed and said, "Dangerous? How can drinking milk be dangerous?’
"Well, doctor," George said, "it killed one of my best friends last year."
The doctor laughed again and said, "How did it do that?"
"The cow fell on him," George said.
جرج شصت ساله و مریض بود. او همیشه خسته بود، و صورت او همیشه قرمز بود. او از دكترها خوشش نمیآمد، اما ماه گذشته همسرش به او گفت: احمق نشو، جرج. و برو پیش دكتر بروان.
جرج گفت: نه. اما هفتهی گذشته او بدتر شد و به دكتر رفت.
دكتر بروان او را معاینه كرد و به وی گفت: شما خیلی مینوشید. دیگر ویسكی ننوشید، و شیر بنوشید.
جرج ویسكی دوست داشت و شیر دوست نداشت. او همیشه به همسرش میگفت: من بچه نیستم!.
حالا به دكتر بروان نگاه كرد و گفت: اما دكتر، خوردن شیر خطرناك است.
دكتر خندید و گفت: خطرناك؟ خوردن شیر چگونه میتونه خطرناك باشه؟
جرج گفت: درسته، دكتر، سال گذشته یكی از بهترین دوستانِ منو كشت.
دكتر دوباره خندید و گفت: چطوری؟ (چطوری این كارو كرد)
جرج گفت: گاو افتاد روی اون.