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انگليسي (بازدید: 1816)
جمعه 4/5/1387 - 21:11 -0 تشکر 49212
-:-The time is ripe for Reading -:-

به نام خدا

 

با سلام
 

دوستان عزیز در این تاپیک قصد داریم متن های انگلیسی موجود در انجمن را جمع کرده و یک ساماندهی به آنها بدهیم وان شا الله اگر کسی متنی داشت در این قسمت ارائه خواهد کرد در واقع هدف ایجاد تاپیکی برای reading است

 

با تشکر  

 

 

 
چهارشنبه 1/9/1385 - 10:51 - 0 تشکر 7400

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN and the only question asked was:

Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?

And the survey was a huge failure, because:

In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’ meant.
In India they didn’t know what ‘honest’ meant.
In Europe they didn’t know what ‘shortage’ meant.
In China they didn’t know what ‘opinion’ meant.
In the Middle East they didn’t know what ‘solution’ meant.
In South America they didn’t know what ‘please’ meant.
And in the USA they didn’t know what ‘the rest of the world’ meant

پنج شنبه 11/11/1386 - 12:3 - 0 تشکر 27644

When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day


An angel came by and said: “Why spend so much time on that one?”
And the Lord answered: “Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?"
“She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which all must be replaceable, she must function on all kinds of food, she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands”.


The angel was impressed. “Just two hands .... Impossible! “And this is the standard model?!
“Too much work for one day.... Wait until tomorrow and then complete her“.
“I will not”, said the Lord. “I am so close to completing this creation, which will be the favorite of my heart”.
“She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day”.


The angel came nearer and touched the woman.
But you have made her so soft, Lord.” “She is soft", said the Lord, “But I have also made her strong. You can’t imagine what she can endure and overcome. “


“Can she think?" the angel asked. 
The Lord answered:
“Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate."

The angel touched the woman’s cheek.
“Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her.” 
“She is not leaking .... It’s a tear,” the Lord corrected the angel.
“What’s it for?" asked the angel.
And the Lord said:
“Tears are her way of expressing her grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride.”


This made a big impression on the angel; “Lord, you are genius.
You thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvelous!"
Indeed she is!
Woman has strengths that amaze man. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.

She holds happiness, love and opinions.
She smiles when she feels like screaming.
She sings when she feels like crying, cries when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid.
She fights for what she believes in.
She stands up against injustice.
She doesn’t take “no” for an answer, when she can see a better solution.

She gives herself so her family can thrive.

She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid.
Her love is unconditional.
She cries when her kids are victorious.

She is happy when her friends do well.
She is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding.

Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies.
But she finds the strength to get on with life.
She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart.

But there is only one thing wrong with her… All the angels got surprised and stayed silently… Lord continued:

”She forgets what she is worth...”

دوستان عزیز متن رو برای هر کسی که زبان انگلیسی بلده و خانم هم هست بفرستید.....تا شاید تحولی در افرادی که هویت خودشون رو گم کردن ایجاد بشه!!!!

 

باید بروم در خلوت سرخ

تا بتوانم  ترانه ی آگاهی بخوانم

و خدا است تنها پناهم

خلوت، تولد حقیقتم خواهد شد

 

پنج شنبه 2/12/1386 - 20:7 - 0 تشکر 31107

Hip-Hop Style

Teenagers who listen to the same music have a common look. One hot style in music and fashion is hip-hop. Simply put, hip-hop is a type of urban music with a heavy beat. Typical hip-hop fashions are loose fitting street clothes. The style includes baggy pants, sweatshirts, hiking boots, basketball caps (usually worn backward), jackets with sports logos and expensive athletic shoes. In the hip-hop style boys and girls often dress in the same way.

Amir Hossein Najjari
سه شنبه 13/1/1387 - 14:43 - 0 تشکر 35294

Why Motivation Is Not Enough

When you first set a goal, you"re usually very motivated and excited about achieving your objective. However, motivation alone is not enough.

The problem with motivation is that it fluctuates on a daily basis. One day you"re incredibly motivated and the next day you lose motivation completely. Here"s what a graph of motivation against time looks like for most people.

If you depend on motivation to reach your objective, it"s quite likely that you"ll give up on your goal during a period of low motivation.

The real secret of success is to adopt an attitude that removes motivation from the equation. A good way to do this is to make the decision to do what you need to do even when you don"t feel like doing it.

This is the attitude adopted by Olympic athletes. Contrary to popular belief, elite athletes do not bound out of bed every morning eager to do their training. Like everyone else, sometimes they are motivated and sometimes they are not. What sets them apart from most people is that they have made the decision to do what they need to do even when they don"t feel like doing it.

So today I"d like to encourage you to review your goals and make the decision to do what you need to do on a daily basis even when you don"t feel like doing it.

 When your motivation is low, instead of saying:

"I just don"t feel like doing this today!" Develop the habit of saying:

"I just don"t feel like doing this today BUT I will do it anyway!"

When you adopt this attitude and commit yourself to taking action even when you don"t feel like it, you eliminate motivation as a limiting factor in your success and greatly increase the chances of making your dreams a reality.

 

باید بروم در خلوت سرخ

تا بتوانم  ترانه ی آگاهی بخوانم

و خدا است تنها پناهم

خلوت، تولد حقیقتم خواهد شد

 

يکشنبه 8/2/1387 - 12:49 - 0 تشکر 38318

I believe…

That our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for whom we become.

I believe…

That no matter how good a friend is, they are going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

I believe…

That just because some one doesn"t love you the way you want them to, doesn"t mean they don"t love you with all they have.

I believe…

That it"s taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.

I believe…

That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.

I believe…

That sometimes when I"m angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn"t mat give me the right to be cruel.

I believe…

That it isn"t always enough to be forgiven by others. Some times you have to learn to forgive yourself.

I believe…

That life is more precious than money will ever be able to be.

 

باید بروم در خلوت سرخ

تا بتوانم  ترانه ی آگاهی بخوانم

و خدا است تنها پناهم

خلوت، تولد حقیقتم خواهد شد

 

سه شنبه 10/2/1387 - 21:59 - 0 تشکر 38653

EASY ... DIFFICULT

Easy is to get a place is someone's address book.
Difficult is to get a place in someone's heart.
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Easy is to judge the mistakes of others

Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes
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Easy is to talk without thinking
Difficult is to refrain the tongue
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Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.
Difficult is to heal the wound...
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Easy is to forgive others
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness
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Easy is to set rules.
Difficult is to follow them...
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Easy is to dream every night.
Difficult is to fight for a dream...
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Easy is to show victory.
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity...
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Easy is to admire a full moon.
Difficult to see the other side...
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Easy is to stumble with a stone.
Difficult is to get up...
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Easy is to enjoy life every day.
Difficult to give its real value...
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Easy is to promise something to someone.
Difficult is to fulfill that promise...
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Easy is to say we love.
Difficult is to show it every day...
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Easy is to criticize others.
Difficult is to improve oneself...
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Easy is to make mistakes.
Difficult is to learn from them...
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Easy is to weep for a lost love.
Difficult is to take care of it so not to lose it.
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Easy is to think about improving.
Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it into action...
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Easy is to think bad of others
Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt...
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Easy is to receive
Difficult is to give
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Easy to read this
Difficult to follow

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Easy is keep the friendship with words
Difficult is to keep it with meanings

 

هر وقت خوش که دست دهد مغتنم شمار       کس را وقوف نیست که انجام کار چیست               حافظ

جمعه 4/5/1387 - 21:16 - 0 تشکر 49213

star_glow

The donkey attitude 
One day a farmer"s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn"t worth it to retrieve the donkey .He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone"s amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer"s neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

MORAL:

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

 
يکشنبه 6/5/1387 - 23:1 - 0 تشکر 49575

حس غریب

Long ago in a small, far away village, there was a place known as the House of 1000 Mirrors. A small, happy little dog learned of this place and decided to visit. When he arrived, he bounced happily up the stairs to the doorway of the house. He looked through the doorway with his ears lifted high and his tail wagging as fast as it could. To his great surprise, he found himself staring at 1000 other happy little dogs with their tails wagging just as fast as his. He smiled a great smile, and was answered with 1000 great smiles just as warm and friendly. As he left the house, he thought to himself, "This is a wonderful place. I will come back and visit it often."

In this same village, another little dog, who was not quite as happy as the first one, decided to visit the house. He slowly climbed the stairs and hung his head low as he looked into the door. When he saw the 1000 unfriendly looking dogs staring back at him, he growled at them and was horrified to see 1000 little dogs growling back at him. As he left, he thought to himself, "That is a horrible place, and I will never go back there again."

All the faces in the world are mirrors. What kind of reflections do you see in the faces of the people you meet?

 
يکشنبه 6/5/1387 - 23:18 - 0 تشکر 49577

حس غریب

A Bigger Frying Pan

Two men went fishing. One man was an experienced fisherman, the other wasn"t. Every time the experienced fisherman caught a big fish, he put it in his ice chest to keep it fresh. Whenever the inexperienced fisherman caught a big fish, he threw it back. The experienced fisherman watched this go on all day and finally got tired of seeing this man waste good fish. "Why do you keep throwing back all the big fish you catch?" he asked. The inexperienced fisherman replied, "I only have a small frying pan."
Sometimes, like that fisherman, we throw back the big plans, big dreams, big jobs, and big opportunities that God gives us. Our faith is too small.
We laugh at that fisherman who didn"t figure out that all he needed was a bigger frying pan; yet how ready are we to increase the size of our faith?
whether it"s a problem or a possibility, God will never give you anything bigger than you can handle. that means we can confidently walk into anything God brings our way. 

 
سه شنبه 8/5/1387 - 11:52 - 0 تشکر 49773

Jazereyearam

The striking similarities between Abraham Lincoln and John F Kennedy


Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1861.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1961.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.


Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Lincoln"s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy"s secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.


Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.


Both names are composed of fifteen letters.


Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford"
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford".

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.


A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

تشابهات برجسته بین آبراهام لینكولن و جان اف كندی


آبراهام لینكولن در سال 1846 بعنوان عضو مجلس برگزیده شد.

جان اف كندی در سال 1946 بعنوان عضو مجلس انتخاب شد.

آبراهام لینكولن در سال 1861 بعنوان رییس جمهور برگزیده شد.

جان اف كندی در سال 1961 بعنوان رییس جمهور برگزیده شد.

هر دوی آنها بچه هایشان را هنگام اقامت در كاخ سفید از دست دادند.

هر دوی آنها در روز جمعه ترور شدند.

هر دوی آنها از ناحیه سر مورد اصابت گلوله قرار گرفتند.

منشی لینكولن، كندی نام داشت.

منشی كندی، لینكولن نام داشت.

هر دوی آنها توسط دو جنوبی كشته شدند.

بعد از هر دوی آنها دو جنوبی به نامهای جانسون روی كار آمدند.

آندرو جانسون كه بعد از لینكولن رئیس جمهور شد در سال 1808 متولد شد.

لیندان جانسون كه بعد از كندی روی كار آمد در سال 1908 متولد شد.

جان ویلكس بوت كه لینكولن را كشت متولد سال 1839 بود.

لی هاروی اسوالد كه قاتل كندی بود در سال 1939 متولد شد.

هر دو قاتل دارای اسم سه كلمه ای می باشند.

مجموع حروف اسمهای آنها از 15 كلمه تشكیل شده است.

لینكولن در تئاتری بنام فورد مورد اصابت گلوله قرار گرفت.

كندی در ماشینی بنام لینكولن كه توسط كارخانه فورد ساخته شده بود مورد اصابت گلوله قرار گرفت.

لینكولن در تئاتر تیر خورد و قاتل او به سمت انبار فرار كرد و در انجا مخفی شد.

كندی از ناحیه انبار مورد اصابت گلوله قرار گرفت و قاتل وی بسوی تئاتر فرار كرد و در آنجا مخفی شد.

بوت و اسوارلد قبل از محاكمه شان كشته شدند.

لینكولن یك هفته قبل از ترور در مونرو در ایالت مریلند ( ایالتی در شرق آمریكا ) بود.

كندی یك هفته قبل از ترور با مِریلین مونرو ( یكی از هنر پیشه های هالیوود ) بود.


Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) 16th president of the United States (1861-1865).

John Fitzgerald Kennedy (1917-1963) 35th president of the United States (1961-63), founder of many post-World War II economic and social reforms, president who gave final approval for the Bay of Pigs Invasion in Cuba, assassinated in Dallas (Texas) on November 22nd 1963.

Andrew Johnson (1808-1875) 17th president of the United States (1865-1869).

Lyndon B. Johnson (1908-73), 36th president of the U.S. (1963-1969).

John Wilkes Booth (1838-1865), assassin of U.S. President Abraham Lincoln (member of the Confederate Army).

Lee Harvey Oswald (1939-1963), Marxist sympathizer and member of the U.S. Marine Corps, assassin of U.S. President John F. Kennedy.

 
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